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I then encrypted the quips using the same substitution cipher to create a pair of cryptograms. Your puzzle is to decode them. <BR><BR><FONT FACE="Courier, monospaced">X EMFFG KBS GBQS JNBQONJU - X ZBIIXS RK GBQ ESBDRUM FBJ JB UNXSM JNMD YNRIM R'D MXJRFO. <BR><BR>JNMSM'U IRONJ XJ JNM MFZ BK JNM JQFFMI, HQJ JNMSM'U SMOQIXS HMMS RF JNM KSRZOM.</FONT> </FONT> <BR><BR></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD ALIGN="CENTER" COLSPAN = 3>Copyright © 2011 William Armstrong</TD> </TR> <TR> <TD ALIGN="CENTER" COLSPAN = 3><HR></TD> </TR> </TABLE> </TABLE> <CENTER><BR><FONT SIZE="2"> <a href="index.html">Home</a> | <a href="book1.html">Book</a> | <a href="puzzle.html">Puzzles</A> | <a href="mybrain.html">Brain</a> | <a href="links.html">Links</a> | <a href="about.html">About Us</a> </CENTER></FONT> <br><br> <P><FONT SIZE="2">All Rights Reserved. <BR>Copyright © 2011 William Armstrong <BR>39864 Golfers Drive, Palmdale, CA 93551 USA</FONT></P> <BR><BR><BR><BR> <BR><BR><BR><BR> <BR><BR><BR><BR> </BODY> </HTML>